My very own vampire.

I just love the title. It's very catchy, isn't it? Hahaha... :) I hope this title might help spike up my site meter. [smirk]

Everyone seems to associate vampires to love ever since the Twilight Saga. When someone says vampire, Edward Cullen springs to mind. So, I am getting involved in the Twilight Frenzy, again in order to spike up my site meter.

I have my very own vampire. My own version of Edward Cullen and he's the love of my life. In today's entry I'm going to tell our story as best as I can and I don't care if I make someone barf in the process. [bleh]

My vampire's name is Henden but everybody calls him H. We met last April of 2004 and he started courting me June of the same year. Our relationship, like any other had a rocky start and I'm glad it did. We learned so much from our problems and those lessons made our relationship much much stronger. Anyway, enough with the cheesy stuff. I want this entry to be funny and hopefully entertaining. Haha! :D

So, here's a collection of our many experiences. Enjoy! ^_^

We used to go on regular dates. This is normal for baby relationships and like any normal couple we also watch movies. One time, we watched King Kong. It was such a lousy movie that a few minutes into it, H started a discussion about dinosaurs. He talked about possible theories on how the species became extinct and he talked about his favorite type of dinosaur. As I recall he likes raptors. I know, geeky right? Haha! :)

Henden is a dork, a geek and a nerd. In a bourgeoisie's eyes, he is uncool but in my eyes, he's HOT STUFF and no one can tell me otherwise. [smirk]

Geeky discussions from H and weird discussions from me (mainly about art and literature), is our idea of a perfect date. He would talk and I wouldn't understand a thing, I would talk and he wouldn't appreciate a thing and we would be perfectly happy and content. We are total opposites and we like it that way. We learn from each other, there is always something new to talk about and we were never bored of each other's company.

Enter the fights. We fight just like any other couple out there. We scream, sometimes we make scenes, we pout, cry, we get jealous, angry, hurt and most of all, we make mistakes. Lots and lots of them. :) There was one fight early in our relationship that I can never forget...

We were at St. Paul's Hospital visiting a friend. I can't remember exactly what happened but yeah, eventually a fight broke out. We were young (college young, hehe) and we were petty so tempers rose and both of us weren't open for compromise. I want his balls and he wouldn't give them to me. [smirk] He was wearing slippers that I bought. Out of anger I broke up with him and demanded that he return the slippers to me at that very moment. He took off the slippers, gave them to me and walked out. I took the slippers and threw them in the garbage can.

A few minutes later, I wasn't angry anymore. I texted him and convinced him to go home with me. We walked along Gen. Luna while waiting for an Oton to pass by. He was barefoot and a lot of people were staring at him. I felt bad, guilty so, I took off my Havaianas and walked barefoot alongside him. He was touched and soon we were laughing our ass off. People stared but we didn't care, we were inlove. :)

Henden is an awesome boyfriend. People might think this is cheesy but to each his own, right? I think my guy is great and I'm sure you think your guy is great as well so, peace! ;p Anyway, he's awesome because he opened my eyes to science, made magnets float on top of each other (seriously, it was awesome), helped me become a better individual (pol and otherwise), he leaves me secret messages, he prepares surprises, he gives me sweet nothings as gifts, he does household chores (from laundry to cooking to cleaning, you name it!), he works hard not just for me but for my family (financial wise) and lastly he's good to my family which is why my family ADORES him.

On the 21st, we would be celebrating our 6th anniversary and although our relationship is as screwed up like any other relationship out there, here's to us, my love! Cheers and I LOVE YOU! ♥

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Edward Cullen is a dumbass.

Remember when twilight first came out? They had this line in their posters and it goes somewhat like this: "If you live forever, what do you have to live for?”

Remember? I thought it was pretty dumb. Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against love or romance. Truth is I'm a sucker for romance. I swoon over love letters, romantic films and well-planned dates. However, I draw the line when it comes to Edward Cullen. There's a big difference between romantic and moronic.

The world is awesome! There are millions of things in this world that you can do if you're immortal. You can explore things mere humans can't. You can literally see science progress as time goes by. After hundreds of years, Edward was not able to see that. Why? Because he's a dumbass.

So, here are a few suggestions for Edward and for all vampires out there. If you're bored, you guys can try the following:

10. Travel the world. (Let’s just say you're new to the vampire business or that Edward did not think about this) Seeing the world, learning new cultures and meeting vampires from other parts of the globe can be fun. This will open up a lot of opportunities for you, better yet; it will open your eyes to the awesomeness of the world.

9. Be a social worker. Be an activist. Help make the world a better place. It might sound cheesy but the world has a lot of problems. It will keep you busy for millenniums. You'd be too buried in work; you'll forget you were ever bored.

8. Be a scientist. Be an inventor. Invent things mere humans can't. You've been in this world for hundreds of years. Grow a brain; it'll make immortality much more fun and less boring.

7. Be an archeologist. Explore hidden parts of the world. Uncover secrets that have mystified explorers for years. Look for the lost city of Atlantis. Uncover what's underneath the sphinx. Look for El Dorado. The possibilities are endless...

6. Look for a hobby. Some people collect stamps, others bottle caps. You can collect rare, valuable pieces of history. You can collect paintings, books even jewelry. You're a vampire; if push comes to shove you can just kill people from the black market if they don't give you what you want.

5. You can take inspiration from True Blood. If you think being a vampire is such a burden then go out in the open. Insist that you have a place in society. Fight for your rights! If you gain sympathy from the world it might ease the pain a little and make immortality a little bearable. Awww.. :)

4. Edward Cullen has thought about this but I'm writing it anyway. It might come in handy for baby vampires. Build a family. Look for a girl you want to share eternity with and turn her into a vampire. However, don't forget to make a baby first, this is a must!

3. Business. Yes, make a business out of your existence. Hotels for vampires, clubs for vampires etc. Most vampire stories out there say that they want to be human again. Work is a big part of human life. So either become an employee or become an employer.

2. Explore outer space. Hahaha!! :D Of course if you base your vampires from Anne Rice's version this would be impossible. They'll burn because of the sun. However, if you base it on Stephanie Meyer's version, not only will they survive but they'll glisten like a human jewel. So, look for other worlds. Explore black holes. You might get lucky, you might meet ET vampires.

1. This is my best option. Do nothing! Just enjoy that you get to live, sit back and relax. Appreciate everything around you and remember: ONLY BORING PEOPLE GET BORED. In this case, only boring vampires get bored! ;p

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