Edward Cullen is a dumbass.

Remember when twilight first came out? They had this line in their posters and it goes somewhat like this: "If you live forever, what do you have to live for?”

Remember? I thought it was pretty dumb. Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against love or romance. Truth is I'm a sucker for romance. I swoon over love letters, romantic films and well-planned dates. However, I draw the line when it comes to Edward Cullen. There's a big difference between romantic and moronic.

The world is awesome! There are millions of things in this world that you can do if you're immortal. You can explore things mere humans can't. You can literally see science progress as time goes by. After hundreds of years, Edward was not able to see that. Why? Because he's a dumbass.

So, here are a few suggestions for Edward and for all vampires out there. If you're bored, you guys can try the following:

10. Travel the world. (Let’s just say you're new to the vampire business or that Edward did not think about this) Seeing the world, learning new cultures and meeting vampires from other parts of the globe can be fun. This will open up a lot of opportunities for you, better yet; it will open your eyes to the awesomeness of the world.

9. Be a social worker. Be an activist. Help make the world a better place. It might sound cheesy but the world has a lot of problems. It will keep you busy for millenniums. You'd be too buried in work; you'll forget you were ever bored.

8. Be a scientist. Be an inventor. Invent things mere humans can't. You've been in this world for hundreds of years. Grow a brain; it'll make immortality much more fun and less boring.

7. Be an archeologist. Explore hidden parts of the world. Uncover secrets that have mystified explorers for years. Look for the lost city of Atlantis. Uncover what's underneath the sphinx. Look for El Dorado. The possibilities are endless...

6. Look for a hobby. Some people collect stamps, others bottle caps. You can collect rare, valuable pieces of history. You can collect paintings, books even jewelry. You're a vampire; if push comes to shove you can just kill people from the black market if they don't give you what you want.

5. You can take inspiration from True Blood. If you think being a vampire is such a burden then go out in the open. Insist that you have a place in society. Fight for your rights! If you gain sympathy from the world it might ease the pain a little and make immortality a little bearable. Awww.. :)

4. Edward Cullen has thought about this but I'm writing it anyway. It might come in handy for baby vampires. Build a family. Look for a girl you want to share eternity with and turn her into a vampire. However, don't forget to make a baby first, this is a must!

3. Business. Yes, make a business out of your existence. Hotels for vampires, clubs for vampires etc. Most vampire stories out there say that they want to be human again. Work is a big part of human life. So either become an employee or become an employer.

2. Explore outer space. Hahaha!! :D Of course if you base your vampires from Anne Rice's version this would be impossible. They'll burn because of the sun. However, if you base it on Stephanie Meyer's version, not only will they survive but they'll glisten like a human jewel. So, look for other worlds. Explore black holes. You might get lucky, you might meet ET vampires.

1. This is my best option. Do nothing! Just enjoy that you get to live, sit back and relax. Appreciate everything around you and remember: ONLY BORING PEOPLE GET BORED. In this case, only boring vampires get bored! ;p